Oh how big is my sister’s belly?
Could it be that it is full of jelly?
She claims she stopped eating at the greasy deli.
Perhaps it is from stuffing her face with Cheetos while watching the telly.
Day by day, she grows and grows
Now she can’t fit into her old clothes
She is so large, she can’t see her toes
How big she’ll get, nobody knows.
In a few short months, we’ll get to meet the babies
I hope they don’t pop out with scabies
If left alone with a raccoon, they will get rabies
Will I be their favorite? I don’t know! Maybes!
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