Sunday, September 13, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

At last, my love has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song
Oh, yeah, at last
The skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up in clovers
The night I looked at you
I found a dream that I could speak to
A dream that I can call my own
I found a thrill to rest my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known
Oh, yeah when you smile, you smile
Oh, and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven
For you are mine
At last

Monday, February 23, 2009

33 Weeks



GROW BABIES GROW

(Paraphrasing Sarah Palin)

At Week 33, our favorite soon-to-be-newborn boys are approximately 4 lbs each (which explains the large belly, and change of shirt).

The good news is that there is a really comfortable rocking chair already in their room, so once they pop out, they are going to be living the life.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

32 Weeks


HOLY COW!

A new shirt (that's what I was holy cow-ing, y'all. It had nothing to do with size).

So, now that we are at Week 32, I think it'll be good to take a survey of the situation: our girl's car was usurped by her amazingly intelligent, rather handsome and ridiculously funny brother-in-law, she spends her days in her bathrobe on the couch watching re-runs of How I Met Your Mother and eating apples, and her nights in her bathrobe on her bed playing online solitaire and eating rubber-ducky shaped sugar cookies.

Life is good.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

31 Weeks

So here we are again. This pregnant lady keeps wearing this shirt. This is either all she has or she really wants to test its seams. If you look closely at the bottom right side of the picture, you can like see it starting to come apart as we speak.

In any event we are at Week 31, the babies have cribs, a rocking chair, and a fancy paint job in their room. I wish I had it so nice.

Enjoy the mindsweeper Pregosaurus Rex!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

30 Weeks


Hey Little Boys,

This week you have made it very clear that you want to come out and play with Uncle GPW. I don't blame you. Your mother is getting camera shy, so we have spent a lot of time studying her size so we could recreate it for the camera and make sure we are accurately portraying her size. I think we got it just right!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

29 Weeks


The news I heard is that the baby furniture is on its way. 3-5 weeks as a matter of fact. Here we are at Week 29, and I am worried that my boys might be here before the furniture.

Also, I guess the boys weigh about 35 pounds each, judging by the size of this belly.

28 Weeks


And now a song for Week 28:

10 to 4
And I came to hit the floor
Thought u knew b4
But if u don't then now u know
Yo tonight I'm bout to mash
Make them other chicks so mad
I'm bout to I shake my ass
Snatch that boy so fast
Make dem other bitches mad


It's all about me and u
Doin' how we do
Tear the floor up up
Tell em to make room
If they wanna know
Tell em mind their own
But if they wanna look
We can give em a encore


Make it a...
Freakshow Freakshow
We can give em a
Peepshow...peepshow
Don't stop it let it flow
Let your inhibitions go
It's a crazy night
Let's Make a make a freakshow


Make it a...
Freakshow...a freakshow a freakshow
Make it a...
Freakshow...a freakshow a freakshow

Thursday, January 15, 2009

27 Weeks

I think this is Week 27, but I don't know of what. Work is running my ragged. This looks like a picture of a girl who hasn't started on her New Year's resolution to lose weight. In fact, from comparing this to the picture listed under 26 Weeks, she is actually gaining weight. The holidays weren't kind to me either, but at least I don't look like I am about to tip over.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

26 Weeks

The bigger she gets, the easier she has to take it. The fact of the matter, however, is that your's truly still weighs more, and his wife doesn't allow him to take it easy.

That being said, our girl still insists there are only two babies in her belly. After this picture, during Week 26, I think we can all agree that there are at least three.

Friday, January 2, 2009

25 Weeks

Hello out there in internet-land. We've decided to have a little quiz. Please select which one is actually pregnant. Please note that if you guess wrong, you are likely to seriously offend 2 if not 3 people:

A.


B.


C.

One of these pics is of our girl at Week 25.